Stoparazzi® Blames Airlines for Kanye’s Paparazzi Ambush

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Kanye’s LAX incident Caused By Airline Insider Passenger List Leaks to TMZ

On 9-11, 2008, Kanye West was ambushed at the Los Angeles International Airport by paparazzi. An altercation between he and pushy photogs ensued resulting in Kanye being charged with vandalism, battery and grand theft. STOParazzi®, (Premier Celebrity Rights Advocacy Group,) contends the airline’s illegal sale of private passenger manifests, (which reveal travel itineraries of everyone aboard including celebrities,) to TMZ, is really the root of the crime in this case. Celebrities no longer have to worry about being followed; their stalkers are waiting at the destination!

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STOParazzi’s sources say the most notorious seller of private flight information is an individual nicknamed, “The Party Crasher.” This person is known to have sources at several airlines and be a provider of flight info to many photo agencies and tabloid journalists. STOParazzi’s aim is to expose this snitch, and others like him, and put a stop to the release of flight manifests. There are laws which prohibit disbursements of this information but no one enforces it. The main culprits are United, American and now Delta. Airline officials are on the take and photo agencies are more than happy to pay them to turn over the manifests. Interesting that you cant for your life find out what flight your mother is on but Miley Cyrus’s can be bought for a few bucks.

STOParazzi® last month backed a new law to further deter employees of police agencies from releasing photos or information that exploits the victims of crimes. The LAPD snafu has brought about the talk of “Rihanna’s Law,” to replace a current useless law now on the books. We can no longer tolerate the leaking of private information when an interest turns into stalking.

Kanye obviously is sick of being stalked can you blame him for flipping out?